YES! YES! AMERICA! YES! *sobs*

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I’m just brainstorming here.

“Winter is coming?? Yeah, right! That’s just a scam perpetrated by the maesters so that they can get funding from the kingdom. The lazy sods should get real jobs.”

I would love it if there was a huge build up where all the plotting and scheming was coming to a head, the factions and their armies are gathering for a battle. During the battle, before we get a chance to know who’s winning, the dead start rising. And then the white walkers essentially show up out of nowhere and…

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

I give it 127 hours.

kids these days just don’t appreciate the simple brilliance of edward 40-hands.

So, now University athletic departments will have to hire a specialist who can edit the meta data on email? Won’t that raise the cost of college for all students?

my adopted plant died, i am a total failure

“...that I hope will serve as a giant blinking warning sign to any future employer of his...

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I assume it’s because the stereotype is basically of a man wanting to control and have a full fake relationship with a woman he can’t have ala Spike in Buffy. But what you’re saying is totally true — the market for a Tom Hiddleston or a Thelma and Louise era Brad Pitt would probably be significant (although tbh I…

The sad part is that this is the only way this kind of legislature will be defeated. Because for the right wing it goes like this....

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I’m a bit surprised you didn’t note that the song they were dancing to, a song about how all of the team are champions, and also Michael Jordan and Usain Bolt and Obama are champions, was done by their all-rounder.

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”