Marvel has the Skrulls every other weekend and Thanksgiving, but not Christmas.

Prince Phillip is definitely a lizard person though

Also Oswald killed Kennedy, Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare, 9/11 was not an inside job, the UFO at Roswell was just a spy satellite, and the Queen of England is not a lizard person. Just thought I should get that off the table before the crazy people show up.

Just once I’d like to see “Clumsy Cutie” be a guy with an inexplicably exposed ass in a thong.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

loved Cersei’s Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation-esque black gown/tunic.

Where are you, Dangerous Minds? Does your school need a Nice White Lady to come fix everything?

Emailed this POS yesterday and told him he was a huge disappointment and that we didn’t want him/he would lose.

Yeah, that befuddled me. As a Pens fan, our success this postseason starts and stops with Matt Murray.

Sidney Crosby: 4 points, all assists, in the Cup final. Wins Conn Smythe.

Fuck yes. Four.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

Why did they have to preface the fact she's gay by her accomplishments? So if she was a B average student and smoked weed with diesel mamas on the weekends, she wouldn't be worth it?

Obviously. See all that rushing brown liquid?

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So how many Polaks does it take to lose a Stanley Cup?

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Please, please tell me tax payers paid for the chick-fil-a cow. You haven't been properly screwed as a taxpayer unless you've been dirty sanchezed by a cow.

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.