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Bartolo Colon

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Just because, here’s the longest at-bat in MLB history. Bartolo Colon and Ricky Gutierrez faced off for 20 pitches:

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

I give it 127 hours.

kids these days just don’t appreciate the simple brilliance of edward 40-hands.

So, now University athletic departments will have to hire a specialist who can edit the meta data on email? Won’t that raise the cost of college for all students?

my adopted plant died, i am a total failure

“...that I hope will serve as a giant blinking warning sign to any future employer of his...

I assume it’s because the stereotype is basically of a man wanting to control and have a full fake relationship with a woman he can’t have ala Spike in Buffy. But what you’re saying is totally true — the market for a Tom Hiddleston or a Thelma and Louise era Brad Pitt would probably be significant (although tbh I

The sad part is that this is the only way this kind of legislature will be defeated. Because for the right wing it goes like this....

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

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I’m a bit surprised you didn’t note that the song they were dancing to, a song about how all of the team are champions, and also Michael Jordan and Usain Bolt and Obama are champions, was done by their all-rounder.

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”

Great question! It certainly depends on your date, but there are two good reasons (one of which I’ve personally experienced):

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

In a 1976 letter, the KKK threatened Alabama’s Attorney General Bill Baxley for going after the perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama. They compared him to John F. Kennedy, and made him an “honorary n****r.” Baxley responded, on official state letterhead, as follows:

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How about this video of him refusing to answer a question about gag orders on rape crisis counselors.