In the scheme of things I know this is relatively unimportant, but her hair looks really good in her mug shot. I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses? Perhaps the blood of her mother’s enemies?

Only now, watching this trailer with no sound, do I realize my life will be incomplete until they cast Ellie Kemper in a Squirrel Girl movie.

Stupid Kotaku! They are in the pocket of big indie, selling out to promote these Farmville clones. For sham!

It’s not “TT” its Pi from The Net.

As soon as I saw the photo, I only thought one thing...

“Damnit, Bobby.”

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

Original group name: Waifus Without Borders

amen

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

every waking moment Jimmy Fallon spends offscreen is a moment he’s getting trashed and falling down

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

Oh, my God... I was expecting it to be a completely different pony song so I could make a joke about the Ginuwine one. They beat me to it. That’s hilarious.

I’d like to see one of these maps superimposed with the pile of money it takes to play this game.

Those hips don’t lie... they kill.

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

+3/5s

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually