The Pirates live in a city where Iron City Beer is popular. You think they won’t distinguish champagne from pee?

Given the evangelical bent of the Rockies ownership, I’m 100% sure that’s sparking white grape juice.

Emoji are technically different. They’re ‘faces’ represented by actual Unicode extensions. Some fonts actually have embedded pictures in them that correspond to the face, but most of the time it’s “picture swapped” by most programs.

Wow this is absolutely out of nowhere, but in the best way possible... I’m reading Between the world and me, right now.

I’d like to see those two in a morning show.

Well Miley is just so demure. I get the impression she’s just generally secretive about most things.

Goop Dogg.

Sounds like they’re all in a jam.

Well, the Federal Government wasn’t heavily invested in that peanut butter company like they were in GM. So....you know....lots fewer skeletons to worry about.

Also, Ford and Firestone. They let those tires be put onto Explorers back in the late 90s, early 2000s KNOWING they separated and could cause serious damage. Not sure if anyone died from those accidents (probably but can’t say 100%) but I know many were injured. Not sure why no one was held personally accountable…

I think I’ve got Shitty Apology Bingo!

Wow, and meanwhile, nobody from GM will get any kind of personal repercussions.

They are the kind of people who seem to think that charity is a zero-sum game. That if the government is helping out people in need, that stops other charities from doing the same thing... somehow. If you point out that makes no sense, then they will blather on something about thr invisible hand of the market filling…

I really want this to be a true story.

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

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Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?