Here’s the SASUKE 31 Kanzenseiha run by Yuusuke Morimoto:

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

...but, like, you can think up a lie to explain why you have to wear a bandages and a swimming costume and why she can’t see you, but you can’t just say, “Hey. I’ve got long hair.”

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

It’s okay, he got help here...

Short version: The only way to end the loop is if ALL of the juggler’s shots miss in a single turn. With 2 jugglers and 5 horses, the most likely outcome by a huge margin is that you’ll hit just as many horses as your opponent did, continuing the loop. The next most likely outcome is that you hit one more horse than…

We don’t know that she drove drunk. Her license was suspended automatically for refusing to blow. She hasn’t been convicted of anything.

“kiddos”?

Try replacing Ford with Anal...can be entertaining, Anal Explorer, Anal Contour, Anal Fiesta, etc..

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Mayweather made $300 mil doing the same thing? Let’s give these bros $30 to do it again.

Backronyms are the devil’s wordplay

I know this is not the point of the article, but MAN they really tried to shoehorn that acronym in. That is one clunky acronym. If you have to try that hard to make an acronym work, guys, it's okay if you just call your program Prosper by itself.

This is honestly how I imagine the whole thing going down:

I’m sure there are more, please feel free to add.

Compared with some of the stuff that goes on at bigger programs, this one is just small potatoes.