Roller derby is the best! The ladies who compete are badass and fierce. Not surprised at all to hear that they are heroes too.

I saw the lead-in pic with the kid and the monster and immediately thought of Nannybot from Futurama.

Yes, on a bed made of Beef n’ Cheddars.

Only in a menage scenario with this dude:

So this is the latest dumbass murderer meme: The movie theater.

“I don’t have any gil. What I do have is a particular set of spells. Spells that make me a nightmare for people like you...”

Is that Liam Neeson??

Marge: How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?

It could be witches! Some Evil Witches!

This sounds decidedly un-Wiccan. If someone was running around crucifying people, no one would describe the killings as “Catholic” in nature.

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

FIFY

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?

Crosswhite? Srsly?

Bjorn Disway.

I am not a religious person as of yet but I would like to join your church. It sounds like fun.

same breed?