Shirtless mecha piloting...?

Yeah but, fuck this guy.

Total fail, Greg.

The guy with fewer concussions.

They should hire Dee Booher to commentate, aka Queen Kong, aka Matilda the Hun, aka my personal role model.

That phone call probably went like this:

“What do you mean “all minions”?

The white women in bikinis and headdresses... for fuck’s sake, it’s 2015.

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

This is the worst (best) way to learn about the Kalevala.

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

he’s a high-profile tunnel enthusiast

Building a tunnel is not an engineering marvel. Building one into a prison and underneath a shower in a specific location is a corruption marvel.

*cue “Comanche”*

I saw it, too! We’re both right or both pervs.

kill me

Probably because he identifies with the occupy movement and really resents being part of the 1%