I’m not a Law and Order guy but Kids for Cash actually happened in PA.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Penis of the future will come with bunny like attachment and can combine with others into becoming a robot.

Dear Putin:

I think Ricardo Montalban would make for a better ‘66 Bane.

The Tomb of the Unknown Folder.

Cool, I’ll want to remember this if I cosplay as The Stalk.

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Misrepresented dick size is a common thing.

And this is Ralph the raccoon playing the harp.

Let’s play a game. It’s called Reasons Why This is Sexist, Not the Product of Capitalism.

That is entirely too much skin color.

This is why I can’t date people. I feel like nothing that any guy says on date is worth me listening to. Why do most conversations bore me so much? What is wrong with me?

Is it This American Life where the woman talks with her mom about verboten topics of conversation, because of how boring and stupid they are - you guys know what I’m talking about? The mom is all prim and proper (I picture, like, a female version of Charles Emerson Winchester III), but gets practically apoplectic with…

But, if they won’t listen to my dreams then what the hell good are they? That’s 90% of what I talk about.

She did a clever PSA for Alamo Drafthouse about not talking during the movie.

Hopefully season 2 will bring back Evil Morty for some sweet, sweet vengeance.