If you’re honestly asking when Italians (and Irish) became white, there are plenty of books on the subject.

I was comparing it to a game of Dragon quidditch, but this is so so much better.

Actually, it looked better in Never Ending Story.

I actually started singing the Neverending Story theme song during that awfully corny scene! Not sure why other people thought it was “epic” - I thought it was laughably bad.

FFFAAALLLLKKKOOORRR! I love The Never Ending Story!

I have but one question...when is someone going to kill Melisandre?? I hate that bitch! As for Stannis

Nope. Success =/= merit. Adam Carolla is also a successful comedian and he’s easily one of the biggest assholes in the world who not only would agree that political correctness is killing comedy, but that other races are better than African Americans.

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

Hi, Mexican here, let me fix that:

Maybe it was for his “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.

I love this woman and her precioussss.

Friday!

Interviewing for a new job, yay! But mostly I started writing again after quitting my part time gig because:

Hate to be a Debbie Downer but although she is safe, other girls back home aren’t.

Yeah, I’ve seen commercials for this show and I just can’t get behind it because I can’t stand the lead’s monotone delivery. Also, everything he says has been said years before. Bleh.

Dude what you just said is just so well deep.

Aw, I was hoping this was a remake of the Firesign Theatre’s 1971 “electric western” starring a pre-Boy and His Dog Don Johnson and Country Joe & The Fish.

Whats up with that IP address?