Mallory Ortberg is the shit. If she thinks dude should be gone, I’m glad dude is gone. End of story.

Yelling to the other team’s catcher to get out of the way so he could finish throwing bats at home plate was absolutely priceless.

Here’s a character that’s alive in the books but dead on the show that I wish was still around.

Riker and Troi. There.. I said it. They should have just stayed friendly exes.

Ezri and Julian happened because Deep Space 9 caught a bad case of teh homophobes.

Vegeta and Bulma... I’ll never understand.

I’m never going to be over what happened to Fred on Angel. NEVER.

I’m confused. They’re comparing sports to classic movies. I thought Simmons no longer worked for ESPN.

The show got real boring when Riley was around!

I always felt bad for Ds9’s Keiko O’Brien because it seemed liked she was always competing with that one true love Miles could never give up.

They either should never have gotten together, or never broken up, I can’t tell:

WAIT, NO, I THOUGHT OF A BETTER ONE.

Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak. ***DIVES BEHIND COVER***

The Doctor and EVERYONE.

Worf/Troi is indeed one of the canonical bad Star Trek pairings, but I submit for you another at least equally as notorious: