If you’re going to propose in public, at least do it at a thing that’s about them, about both of you as individuals, or both of you as a couple. Do not propose to someone at a thing that is about you. Also, don’t accept proposals from someone at a thing about them. That’s a big ol’ sign to GTFO!

I bet they have to get extra donations so that recipients only get blood from their blood type or else it may adversely effect their personality.

I made something inbetween chilli and jambalaya with spicy turky sausage and shrimp in my slow cooker Sunday. It’s really good.

No, bullshit. It’s how Italians eventually got country club memberships. They stopped being Italian and they started being white.

You know that bit that Dave Chappell did about field n*****s and house n*****s? White people will do anything be in the house. They will follow whatever bullshit rules and call it “hard work” because that’s just how it’s done.

“We devalue human life, we have no regard for the sanctity of human life in any regard, from the unborn, to the old, and to every single person in between, we devalue it and act as if we have almost no regard for humanity.”

My sentiments exactly.

Think about how this guy’s arm has to look off frame.

Giving hope and setting an example for thousands of slightly-above-average looking guys like me.

Apparently the difference between Jon’s and Trevor’s salaries has been reinvested in the production value.

Not even the worst on this site.

If your Senior Communications Manager is sending e-mails in Comic Sans, you may have not hired the best talent.

It’s Pittsburgh. They’re used to drinking IC Light. Coors would be an improvement.

Looks like this was in the Hyatt at Dragon Con a few weeks back.

My best friend and I tried this experiment were we set up OK Cupid profiles for each other and solicited people on each others behalf, and it worked okayish but we eventually just sort of took over for ourselves. So she was pretending to be me soliciting other lesbians to go on dates with her and she starts texting…

Check out the audiobook. Hearing him read it adds so much depth.

Dear Mr. Dogg,

*insert gif for being mildly amused, pausing, and then walking away*