You know that bit that Dave Chappell did about field n*****s and house n*****s? White people will do anything be in the house. They will follow whatever bullshit rules and call it “hard work” because that’s just how it’s done.

“We devalue human life, we have no regard for the sanctity of human life in any regard, from the unborn, to the old, and to every single person in between, we devalue it and act as if we have almost no regard for humanity.”

Yeah, but it’s still plenty sexy and there is more to clothing than just the puritanical/sexual linear binary, such as style and function.

My sentiments exactly.

Think about how this guy’s arm has to look off frame.

Giving hope and setting an example for thousands of slightly-above-average looking guys like me.

Apparently the difference between Jon’s and Trevor’s salaries has been reinvested in the production value.

but the ideas and the ideals that make the Avengers the Avengers still exist

Not even the worst on this site.

More like if John Waters became a supervillain.

If your Senior Communications Manager is sending e-mails in Comic Sans, you may have not hired the best talent.

It’s Pittsburgh. They’re used to drinking IC Light. Coors would be an improvement.

It’s like Archer but Miami Vice instead of James Bond and with Adult Swim style random non-sequitur jokes. It’s not for everyone.

Welcome to “Doctor Who”, the show where everything is recycled and the plot doesn’t matter.

Looks like this was in the Hyatt at Dragon Con a few weeks back.

My best friend and I tried this experiment were we set up OK Cupid profiles for each other and solicited people on each others behalf, and it worked okayish but we eventually just sort of took over for ourselves. So she was pretending to be me soliciting other lesbians to go on dates with her and she starts texting…

Check out the audiobook. Hearing him read it adds so much depth.

Dear Mr. Dogg,

*insert gif for being mildly amused, pausing, and then walking away*