Yeah, but now it will probably be easier to deal with robots and drones than clones.

All the invisible hand ever seems to do is jack off its invisible dick, and while jacking it is a perfectly healthy and normal thing, you still have to go outside and be a member of society.

During angry sex foreplay, a Russian woman did this sort of tackling/pro wrestling move and threw me back first through an IKEA coffee table. Did it right there on the floor between two halves of a table. So many scrapes and splinters.

Join Roller Derby. Pick your own nickname and have it be the thing most people know you by.

Defund Planned Parenthood and then do... what? You want to defund Planned Parenthood? Okay, sure. What are you going to do to make sure all the services you were funding are still provided somehow? Oh, you’ve got nothing? Go fuck yourself.

Has to star Matt Bomer.

Still better than Rob Liefeld

Somewhere, Kevin James is praying that Jim Tomsula has his story optioned for an Oscarbait biopic.

One of the things that wasn’t included but I want to mention is that one of my teachers talked about sterilization, and was honest about his own vasectomy which directly lead to me getting mine in college.

A few misinformed people (perhaps just one in this case) objecting to something doesn’t mean it’s a “controversy” trend story that warrants 6:00 news placement.

My current dating strategy is being in public and waiting for a woman to initiate a conversation and then try my hardest not to fuck it up. So this is pretty much the same thing.

Do come down. We’re having a grand time.

With ‘X-Men,’ it was great because there’s an embodiment of such big ideas, you’re not working in the realm of naturalism. And just because something’s natural doesn’t mean that it’s interesting — and I think Kubrick knew that very well. Sometimes it’s fun to push performance into other places that is not just about…

I was really expecting another article on the merits of anus licking. Kinda disappointed.

Mine is in the future tense. When my father dies, I’m going to eat three giant Cajun seafood burriotos and I’m going to go to his memorial and see my family for the first time in what is now three years and I’m going to drop the nastiest fart of all time on my dead father. I am going to clear out the funeral home.

So there is no chance that it’s a cute and wacky character who was needlessly pushed into the story for the sole purpose of selling merchandise?

I have this sinking feeling that BB-8 is going to be the next Jar-Jar.

which sets up a macabre love triangle between her, the similarly blood-hungry Donovan (Matt Bomer)