cannikinmk3
Cannikin_MK3
cannikinmk3

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There are some mesmerizing videos out there of them deploying the balls.

I’d like to have legal pot nation wide tomorrow, but I’m really hoping that this goes as quickly as gay marriage.

So metal,

I ironically enjoy the new EDM version. It’s fun, so what?

1: My mother is also one of those people that frequently uses the “my uniformed opinion is just as valid as your informed opinion” defense. She’s not even well informed on the nuances of Catholicism. I doubt Huckabee’s core beliefs matter to her as much as his “Good Christian” persona.

The last time I spoke to my mother two years ago, she kept going on and on about how she voted for Santorum in 2012 and how he would have beat Obama because Mitt Romney was too moderate. She has to be either backing him or Huckabee. Since she’s Catholic and never lived outside of PA, I’d guess Santorum. So he maybe

As an Atlanta resident, one of my new favorite hobbies is showing pictures of Michael Vick’s dogs to people in Michael Vick jerseys on MARTA(local rail) on game day.

It’s not even that it’s a limitation of the memory, it’s that the memory hasn’t changed because there wasn’t a reason to change it yet.

This is so sad that I can’t even make a Big Lebowski reference.

I started doing derby a few months ago and it’s amazing. I’ve seen women under 5’ fucking wreck people so hard that even Anita Blake would be like, “Dayum!” If you’re in a large metropolitan area like Atlanta, they probably have a rec league for beginners that very fun and safe until you’re ready for more.

How is that even a slogan? What does it even mean? Who’s permission don’t they need? Why is “don’t” the emphasized word?

Those eyes could get me to do anything.

No, I’m already on the floor. The number of tries it takes to get from the bonfire to the spider safely is insane.

Mind=Blown

I haven’t officially given up on Dark Souls yet. I’m stuck in Blightown and every time I start playing, I can give it a few honest tries before I’m just, “nah.”

Undercover officers who were on the hike intervened,

No, but they were both of the small yippy dog variety.