I’m 28 years old. Scalia took the bench at the Supreme Court exactly one month before I was born. This jagoff has literally been on the Supreme Court my entire life.

The title for this episode should have been “Stannis and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”

Those that can’t, pundit.

Well sometimes I’m paranoid that my roommate knows that I’m in my room watching porn, but I’m still in my room watching porn, so yeah.

Porn + Science =

For the umpteenth fucking time:

I have that plug in that replaces all instances of “cloud” with “butt” which made an initial uncertainty even more entertaining.

So, the white version of The Situation.

Has a king been taken, or is the king the leader of The Taken?

Dude, when I was watching that CGI nonsense at the end, I kept feeling like I’d seen something of comparable quality to this before.

I think this is the 1 in 10 where they weren’t the ones that made the disparaging comments, they just hate that they are expected to care now.

Every time I swear that this is some bizarre performance art or something.

This isn’t the place for this conversation, so call me when we’re ready to talk about exes getting in shitty relationships because they have damage that predates your arrival.

I wanted to make a joke about how $45,000 is only like 6 months rent in NYC but I feel to dead on the inside for jokes right now.

I used to have a problem with it. It’s like trying to be calm in that actively trying to be calm is counter productive. Trying not to get a boner is a sure fire way to get a boner, then it’s impossible to stop having a boner until you somehow stop thinking about it or you just release. Learning how to let things go…

They are not actually venomous, they’re just rife with some serious bacteria.

What district does he represent? The town from Moral Orel?