Seriously. The other side is ok with voting for rapists and kid fuckers.

does the Splinter staff wake up every morning and think, “What can I do today to diminish leftist voter enthusiasm in the runup to this, the last election standing between what’s left of American democracy and outright fascism?”?

Musk went from Tony Stark to Kanye West in 1.9 seconds.

I don’t know anything about this statue, but that house behind her is stunning.

The first time I heard about this I cackled. Haven’t they finally just given up? They’d keep taking them off and they’d end up there again...

Now I cant unsee that along with the fact she posed so hard to include the eagle perfectly.

Right? It’s annoying and embarrassing that politics have come to this but at the end of the day, here we are. She’s right, he’s wrong and she is the one with the paperwork to prove it.

If this only serves to kneecap Trump again, I’m happy she did it. 

I look forward to seeing Biles kneeling after winning gold at the next Olympics, and everyone losing their minds about it.

“Kensington Palace & co went balls-out on #RoyalWedding 3, an event aired on ITV (BBC passed) for the diehard royal fandom, at a reported $2.6 million expense to British taxpayers.”

Not that there will be any consequences, but possibly the only thing I’m enjoying about the year of absolute SUCK that is 2018, is the outing of the fact that MEN are the ones that are actually too emotional, unstable, unreliable, uncontrollable, and irresponsible to lead companies or governments.

Hmmm...

I’d never heard of Stephen Elliot before this lawsuit.

I had to see it twice (and I RARELY go to the theater at all) and let me tell you, yes it really was that good. I cried even harder the second time. I may even see it once more, just to hear and see the performances on the big screen.

I just want to watch this film over and over until Ally’s performance of La Vie en Rose is seared into my brain forever. Thanks.

Her response is SUPER Minnesotan: “It’s OK, don’t make a fuss, I’ll just do my thing over here, everything’s fine.” Why the fuck do I live among these pushovers?!?!?

And friends might have no recollection of the events, so that totally corroborates him. /s

But she might not remember the exact year or location of when it happened, so her whole story is suspect.  /s

It’s almost like it’s really easy to not be offensive and still be funny. Hm.