Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

Watch Slings and Arrows Season 1 and suddenly you’ll be kinda in love with her.

You literally could have used “Mississippi town has no Pride” and you didn’t. YOU DIDN’T!!!

Jeez, thanks for the spoiler. I was waiting to watch it on NBC.

Also, not for nothing, but seeing you video wise... really getting a Dakota Johnson vibe rn.

Please add Hotel Hallway Freestyle Triples Dance, for the next Olympic games. Adding a few random non-participants to the mix for a greater degree of difficulty is genius.

I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

“do I just cut it all off now and start getting over it, or do I try to see him as much as I can before it has to be officially over?”

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

If a story involving Laura Ingraham includes a pic, it should always be this one.

If you’re not trained, and if you have a criminal disposition—a violent disposition—it can be turned into a killing machine.

The NY Daily News has done an excellent job on this:

“Players only love you when they’re playing.”

That it has been in a roundabout way objectively determined in a court of law that Swift’s lyrics are generic and banal is somehow comforting.

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

I was going to buy an epilator from Ulta. I was standing in line and looking at the package and noticed it had hairs still in it. I decided I’d try Amazon for it. XD

I don’t think scary is the right word. For me it was just this slow burn of dread, I knew something bad was happening but the buildup was the story. Then fifteen minutes of comical vengeance. It’s good fun and I also don’t drink tea anymore!