Remember when people laughed at us when we said this administration would move to fascism and destroy democracy in the US?

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

Learning about ONE case of sexual assault is similar to finding ONE drop of vomit the morning after a night of drinking. You know there has got to be a pile more hidden somewhere because there’s no such thing as ONE iota of any of that shit.

D-O-G is just being his asshole cat self, and it’s helping.

Dana Schwartz is ahead of you:

Well I’m sure this comment section won’t descend into fucking anarchy...

You can probably get alpaca, but it just doesn’t have that endangered feel...

All a part of their “And Yet She Purchased” Holiday gift campaign.

AMERICA IS SLIGHTLY LESS AWFUL AGAIN!

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

They couldn’t call it Drew Barrystore?

No nominations for The Good Place or Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but the insipid Will & Grace revival is up for Best Comedy?

Remember back when Republican politicians “cared” about the President’s sexual predations? I wonder what happened to all that indignation.

Also... put the phone in another room.

As long as we write really really tiny, and on both sides....

I was like “where TF is Wonder Woman??” And then I got to #10. Well done.

Yes to this list. And also lol to ‘how to be single’ I actually liked it as far as mindless fall asleep couch watching movies go.

I like that! “This is the captain speaking. We’ll be descending to below 10,000 feet for a short time to toss a grabber from the cabin. We’ll resume to cruising altitude shortly thereafter.”

That sort of time management deserves a promotion.

But... I thought blue lives matter.