cannedpam
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I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

No Meshach, no peace.

I fucking love this! As a former student of the U of MN. Play with fire and expect to get burned, bitches!

his wife Ivanka, a silent serpent who distracts you with great bone structure

FUCK YEAH.!!!

alert, alert! never thought i’d say this but harry is officially the handsomer of the royals.

“The KKK wasn’t fighting with the KKK. There were two groups.”

If a person wants the privilege of being president he or she should not be allowed to disrespect the very ideals that form the foundation of our government and should uphold the constitution. If not, YOU’RE IMPEACHED. Find something else to do.

The good news is, the NFL sucks so hard now that the only interesting parts happen well before the game even starts.

So can I go around putting “Black Only” on various White House entrances?

I’m pissed Hillary lost because I was promised a taco truck on every corner (and a few other things, but mostly the taco trucks).

How many fucking last chances are we gonna have to sit through with the GOP Healthcare bullshit. They say it’s dead after much dramatic fanfare and last minute voting, we breathe a sigh of relief and then a few months later they come back with something even worse. This thing has more lives than Jason, Freddie Kruger

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

I’m gay. I’m not a prude. This is gross.

That’s what I want in a man: the ability to be the grossest thing in a picture that includes a dead animal carcass.

I really thought the whole article was going to be this gif:

many men write in to tell her that they turn to get sports to “get away” from women