Who the hell is the director of the modeling school?

Once this comes out on DVD I propose we all plan a time to get drunk and live blog it together.

"So it's gonna be forever,

Right. Kelly is asking the wrong question. It's not "Why are people buying ice cream cakes in the dead of winter?", it's "Why are people buying Baskin-Robbins ice cream cakes at all?"

Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake > Baskin Robbin's Ice Cream Cake

Jeez... even fake men don't know how to take "no" for an answer.

The text is coming from inside her house!!

I'm a man and I fall firmly on the side of Team Dick Melter. A pedophile making unauthorized recordings of a teenager, you guys? Sick fucker deserves whatever punishment said teenager can think of.

Guy #1 is obviously a serial killer, but I kind of like Guy #2. "Even Batman takes shits" is a good pickup line.

LOOK AT MY SPOONING PUPPIES YOU GUYS!!

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

Right? Like even if you wanted to argue that it's a god given right of all men to piss upright, it sure as hell isn't a god given right not to run a wet paper towel around the floor afterward. This isn't about urinating sitting down vs. standing, it's just about being a lazy slob.

Wow, kind of mean headline. It sounds like a bitchy sorority girl kind of comment. I think she looks stunning.

Really? Because I feel it's more that I have to walk past 100 regular racks to find 3 that are a mix of plus and maternity, with the emphasis on maternity.

People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive enough.

Expected this:

Those are just Bugles.

"Good luck with that."