Oooh, that’s right, I forgot that he loves his mother.  Ok then.

he started going on about how he thinks jewelry should highlight a woman’s natural beauty and not transport a message.

I love my Michael Kors that was $400.00 but even empty, it’s heavier than my purse now ($20.00 from TJMaxx) is with all my stuff in it.  So, sadly, even though my expensive one that I used for at least a year still looks really good, I can’t use it anymore.

Here’s another one. My most recent apartment was on the first floor with a garage underneath. It was generic but fine with a patio that led out to a wooded area. I moved in on September 1 and on October 1 they turned the boiler on. Well, that was a nightmare for the next 7 months. It was like a truck constantly idling…

My second apartment was a classic in a 4-plex, hardwood floors, built in buffet and everything. I moved in in July and didn’t realize that the building was built in 1918 and still had original windows and zero insulation in the walls. It didn’t matter how high you turned up the thermostat, it was still freezing. And I…

Because in a he said/she said situation, the default is to believe the man and minimize the event.  Once there’s actual outside evidence that supports what the woman (and witnesses) are saying, then you can believe that she’s actually a victim.

I’m confused as to how actually beating a woman doesn’t make you a woman-beater? Do you think that he wouldn’t have beat her even more if there weren’t a bunch of people there to stop him?

Memo to Sarah Huckabooboo: this is not a witch hunt; it’s a criminal investigation.

Heck, honey, that’s a source of pride!

That sentence gave me pause as well. What is defined as “hard core pornography” for one person is another person’s Hallmark Holiday Romance movie.  Neither is illegal.  Although, the Hallmark movies should get a fine or something for adding shitty movies to the universe.

This is why I hate when people flush the toilet without closing the lid (at least at home). When you flush, tiny shit and piss covered droplets of water fling all over the bathroom, landing on everything. Including your toothbrush that’s out on the counter. They even found droplets of grossness on the ceiling!  The…

And it’s definitely making us all sick!

Except that it’s actually not.  

I use Sweet Baby Ray’s too!  Their Vidalia Onion flavor is particularly good on meatloaf.

Ditto.  I even bought a sodastream thinking that it might be the bubbles I liked instead of the actual Coca-Cola itself. It’s not the same. I’m an addict, and I might just have to accept it.

I have to clean my cat’s butt with baby wipes.  I think that counts.  Although, she refuses to sleep in bed with me.

I was gonna say, isn’t Juniper what Gin smells like? I hate Gin, by the way, and I don’t drink coffee but the two don’t sound like they’d go together.

Well, the two movies that exist already have horrible scripts, so I’m not exactly shocked by these reveals.

You don’t even have to take your clothes off with a stranger or have one night stands. Go jogging. See how long it takes for some guy to follow you home and see what light in the apartment building gets turned on so he now knows where you live.