Maybe he’d like to hang with my cat, Katy Purry.

I call my cat Stinky Butt.  Not her name, but then neither is Peanut Butter and for some reason, I call her that too.

Skittles!

My old cat (who looked just like Pirate in the video) LOVED to held also just over my left shoulder.  It worked well when I was watching tv as I would put my foot up on the couch and his butt would rest in the crook of my hip.  He’d just purr and purr and be so happy.  My new cat will barely sit next to me on the…

I love that she said she “dozed off” during the tattoo. There is no fucking way you would ever doze off during a tattoo. THEY FUCKING HURT! Nice try sweatheart.

Me too! Even after I finished the first one, I was all “Did I REALLY like it enough to get the next one?” And the second I saw it on the shelf in Target I was like “Yeah, throw that in the cart.”

Seeing Blanca not reunited with Diablo was really heartbreaking and I agree with other commenters: I should have seen it coming. I liked Badison as an example of how one crazy other person in your orbit can completely fuck everything up and how easy it would have been for Piper’s sentence to be extended or made worse…

I would love to live in a lighthouse, but it would have to be somewhere some accessible by land. I couldn’t do it on an isolated island. And in a warm climate. The Split Rock lighthouse in Two Harbors, Minnesota is gorgeous and about an hour drive from Duluth, which has a Target. But it’s FREEZING up there. And I’m…

Ugh, me too! And what’s frustrating is that I had really bad acne as a kid and still get some now, but it goes away quickly and heals really well. Hardly even a scar anywhere. These spots on my arms last FOOOOOORRRRREEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRRR! I look like I have the plague. And they’re not anywhere else (which I suppose I…

If they didn’t make t-shirts that 100% encompass my life experience, I wouldn’t wear them:

I’ve also been on this planet for many many years and the number of men I’ve encountered who hate/resent/have contempt for women just because they’re women is pretty astronomical.

There’s a scene in The Big Short (awesome movie) when Lehman Brothers collapsed that this reminds me of (that there are no grown ups in charge like we thought):

Are you a big reader? I loved The Treasures Room at the British Library. My friend and I spent hours in there.

He sounds like one of those “all talk and no action” kind of guys. The internet is literally full of them at every dating/interaction level. Just move on to someone else.

A gift?!  What the hell for?  They should be giving you a gift.

I used to think I was bad at sex or that sex just wasn’t all that, until about 10 guys in I finally had sex with a guy who was super confident, loved women, and just was really comfortable fucking the way I liked to get fucked. Seriously, it was a revelation! The kind of guys who want to date me are usually the not so…

I buy American Coke specifically for that!  

As we say in non-committal Minnesota-Nice-Land: “That’s interesting”

So, should we be expected to cover for people who choose to have a facelift? That’s as extreme a recovery time and just as much of a personal choice.

Oh, I don’t even give money anymore.