If there was literally no way I could pop out to the gas station at 10 pm for donut, a Coke and a bag of Bold Chex Mix, I’d probably drop some major weight pretty quick too.

Well, they could be failed handmaids who couldn’t have children. No need for them.

Didn’t Tiana work in a restaurant? Totally could have been union.

Oh my god, yes. Riding in the car, listening to NPR is a minefield cuz you never know when you’re going to get in a fender bender rushing to change the station because they played a news story with his voice in it. His voice makes my ears bleed.

And that is not a perspective that anyone needs to hear more of. Or that deserves respect and equal time. No thanks.

Exactly. When this original aired, this kind of show was a unique exercise in putting a different type of woman/family on television. There’s nothing unique about the show’s perspective in the media now. If I want to hear this bullshit I can watch Fox news or go on pretty much any comment section of any regular…

I have a feeling even he would give you props for that. Take your star, honey.

That’s what you’ve gotta love about Bourdain though. He always takes his criticism to the nth degree and peppers it with disdain. He’s chilled out a little in his dotage and fatherhood has made him a bit more reasonable but I watch his old shows when I’m in a caustic mood and want to feed my sarcasm.

Sounds like he might be worth keeping around for a while. I went on a date with a guy 11 years my junior last Friday who took me to a distillery I had never heard of where I had the smoothest vodka and best made Cosmopolitan of my entire life. It was really cool. He’s already asked me out again. I said “hell yeah,…

Yeah, he’s totally quoting Breaking Bad.

Just get a covered box or a Clever Cat Top Entry box if your cat happens to pee straight back instead of down. I like Tidy Cat but I don’t use the clumping stuff. I used to with my old cat and I always wonder if that’s what causes feline diabetes since it’s supposed to absorb liquid and they lick it off their paws. He…

Well, it’s pretty low on the list of distasteful things about that man.

And they’re easier to get rid of when you tire of them.

Thank god for Old Navy. I have 15 pairs of yoga/workout pants that i’ve bought over the last 20 years. How do people afford to spend more than 80- 100 bucks a pair? I barely spend 20! Do they do laundry every other day?

I know right? My yoga guy makes money by actually holding yoga classes and retreats. He sells a few t-shirts here and there but that’s because he thought of a cute idea. That’s pretty much it.

I could watch it now and still love it. I grew up in a rather volatile household with narcissistic parents and a sister who could only get attention by misbehaving so Mr. Rogers was basically my only saving grace. Him, Sesame Street and Free To Be You And Me are pretty much the only reason I’m even slightly sane and…

I recently ordered a sheet of Mr. Rogers stamps! I’m so excited. They come out in 3 days. I also ordered a sheet of Disney Villians though, so that should tell you a little about the contradictions in my personality.

I always hoped I’d grow up to be the person who gave out full size candy bars at Halloween. Unfortunately I just live in an apartment building and no one trick-or-treats around here. I don’t think there’s a single kid in the building.

Good point. Is this just a preemptive “don’t sue us” move? Ugh, now I’m cynical again. Oh well.