Beef is for Christmas. Beef Tenderloin with Bearnaise sauce to be exact. Out of guilt I refrain from asking mother how much it costs her to feed the 12 - 15 of us.

Not all indiscretions are the same nor do they require the same response.

I know right? It sounds so much more serious than authorities in the US.

Oh, they believe, they just don’t give a shit. Cuz anything is better than a dang librul in charge.

If loving Cool Whip is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

What makes you think that everyone who voted for Hillary actually really liked her and believed in her? I certainly didn’t. I was ecstatic when Obama beat her in the primaries in 2008 and I had very little desire to have her as a candidate this time.

Also: “Secret’s in the sauce.”

It’s a running thing in the show Deadwood to feed the dead bodies to the pigs.

Also, I’d love to hear Snoop preach.

why my late gf had to die of lung cancer but never smoked once

Well, at least they’re not Scientologists.

I fucking love Cool Whip. And Redi Whip.

The day you have a chocolate layer cake is a holiday in and of itself.

Oh, you’ve seen “Deadwood”?

But that cherry pie filling on top of mini cheesecakes? That’s fucking incredible.

Me too!

So your anecdotal evidence is better than our anecdotal evidence?

That’s really just an excuse people use to justify getting their own way. Professionalism and respect is the same all over.