Bad ASL is better than fake ASL.

Or to come up with some reason to just have the characters need to come up with their own language.

Nice!

I don’t think she heard it though! There were empty seats all over the place and she was like “wha?” when I brought it up.

Please, please please say they used actual Sign Language for this and not some stupid made up bullshit. I’d love to know that deaf people could enjoy a movie as-made and without captions.

That’s one of my favorite Buffy episodes!

I was at a movie a while back and a woman across the aisle had a squeaky chair and SHE KEPT MOVING!!!! I’m like, what the fuck, how can you not hear that? I finally said something to her so she’d move. Ugh. I hate people.

My cat is treated like a fucking queen so . . . I think she’d choose to stay. In fact, I let her out on the patio and when she decides she’s done, she comes in on her own.

The government would need to employ people whose full-time job is raising children.

You might be allergic to the tannins. I can drink an entire bottle of vodka and be fine the next day but one small glass of wine and I’m a flipping zombie.

A lot of men want to mark a woman as theirs and would lose their shit if their wife went out drinking with the girls without their ring to tell all the guys in the bar that they’re taken.

Maybe that’s it? I just think, there’s no way she talks like that in real life. It’s so fakey!

Just her presentation. Even before knowing how rich she is, 10 seconds of her talking just makes me want to scratch my face off. It’s so practiced and insincere. Give me Anthony Bourdain or Rachel Ray any day. At least they sound like real people when they talk.

I’ll bet you a hundred bucks that this whole family thinks that they’re self made and have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps.

It’s like these guys have never heard of flirting or reading someone’s body language?

But he did not want to date marry or sleep with these women. He was already married. All he wanted to do was have them watch him masturbate. He got turned on by an uncomfortable woman in his hotel room. He liked that it was weird and that they were in shock.

Awesome! I hope we get one in Minnetonka or nearby! I’ll definitely try them.

Not necessarily. I’ve worked in event planning and some places spend a lot of money on their holiday party. Bands, venues, dinner, drink tickets.

No.

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?