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Oh my god I want to nuzzle him so much!

I just moved on September 1st and for some reason my crazy land lady needed to do an inspection the other day. I casually mentioned that my dishwasher was kinda loud, which it is. I have to turn up the TV when the dishwasher is running. The next day she knocked again and said the maintenance guy could take a look at

I’m Catholic (and a bad one at that) so this has nothing to do with Yom Kippur but I made a really good Pineapple Chicken Fried Rice yesterday and have been enjoying the fruits of my labor still today. Actually, I think it tastes even better left-over. Although, I am thinking of outlawing Sesame Oil from my kitchen. A

Oh yes, some asshole was very disrespectful to Taraji P Henson (a gif someone posted) and I was like “DO NOT SEXUALLY HARASS TARAJI! SHE IS A GODDESS WHO WILL SMITE YOU!”

Yes, that’s true. Boring people with no experience are bad in bed.

Photograph shelter dogs to help them get adopted. That’s totally a thing and probably is not going away any time soon.

You think women set out to be single mothers? I only know one who ever did that and she is VERY successful. The one I know who got pregnant by accident and decided to keep it, is a doing quite well starting her own business. The others I know have deadbeat partners who are better off gone rather than being an anchor

Not sure the kind of women you’re hanging out with but I’ve never heard any woman I know say that.

Doesn’t Shelly’s admission of her own molestation make what happened (and by turns, what his parents allowed to happen) to Joshy even worse? Or does it explain how they could have stood by and let their 15 year old son have regular sex with a grown woman who was supposed to be caring for their children? Because they

“It’s not a one night stand it’s an audition. And you didn’t get a callback.”

[mooing angrily]

Maybe you need better girlfriends? What does it say about those women that they would put up with liars, cheaters and manipulators? Women are desperate, loser, assholes too. Also, I know plenty of nice guys who are married to horrible women who treat them like shit, so . . . I dunno. Just be the person who has higher

*stick intensifies*

My personal favorite:

That’s a good thing for a marriage! When you’re fighting you have to think “I can’t kill this person, I’ma need them to fuck me later and they’re the only one who knows how to do it right.”

Actually, yes, I have been told that.

Exactly. I guffaw at the assumption that marriage is the end-all be-all of human existence! Maybe marriage SHOULD be declining.

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,