Mr. Burns: Find the bathroom alright?
Adam McKay: Uh......yeah. 

In fairness it’s probably worth a million of some random cryptocurrency trading for $.000000000001/coin.

Steak dinners on you! 

Me: I wish people were more interested in weird British cars.

Now that I know this person’s license plate number, I’m going to steal their identity. Which is what I presume everyone who puts their thumb over a plate in a Craigslist ad thinks is going to happen. 

A FEMALE KRAMPUS IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!!!

After this and the Santa outfit fiasco earlier I’ve come to the conclusion that FPS players nowadays are much like your elderly family, irrationally terrified of change especially around the holidays.

“Hit me with teh birch rod, christmas mommy”

In great grandpa’s shoe box of delights! LOL!

“How would the players feel about having to deal with an angry bear on the field during the 4th quarter during the month of December?”

I assumed getting murdered by Krampus at the end of a hotly contested Call of Duty match would be objectively funny, but it seems players are less than pleased with the mythological creature’s ability to affect online competition so dramatically.

good lord, fudge off. It’s a couple of weeks, it’s just fun, and it changes a game that doesn’t flipping change much.

it is non-fungible

Formula E doesn’t lie about what it is

Thanks for continuously reporting these stories (and the memos). The more it’s out there, the more they can’t run from it. Keep this issue visible.

I read the whole thing and McKay comes off as kind of a phony, self absorbed, jerk well before that. Even in the first few paragraphs. The author of the piece is also fairly insufferable.

Yeah, nothing mends fences like informing people that they aren’t entitled to feel hurt by your actions, for the following reasons...

“...and I reminded him of some slights that were thrown my way that were never apologized for.”

Well, now we know who the asshole actually was

When gluing, it helps a lot to make the effort to use a spreader remove the excess adhesive, and apply several times. This should give you a more uniform appearance.

This is like people stopping at the top of an escalator while they decide which way to go.