I, for one, can’t wait to see all the resultant bitching & whining from the ever-present contingent of booklicking, cop-fellating, fascist fucks - I mean, reasonable modern-day conservatives - that soil the Jalopnik comment sections.

It’s true. I’ll be dead by winter. 

Oh, and if you, the reader, are thinking Jalopnik is about to become a little bit less left-leaning in her absence, I promise you, it’s going to get much worse. Not because Erin was a voice of restraint, but because she’d want it that way.

“Well, that’s what you get when youz guyz come down here actin’ like a buncha smacked-asses.”

Every city in this country has a nasty history (and present) with racism. But Philly tipped the election, gave us the anti-fascist orange demon called Gritty, and with just 10 residents cleared out the a couple hundred assholes. So, with all due respect, I’m taking a moment to say “God bless America, and fuck yeah,…

This would have been a perfect opportunity for that one Gritty meme that reads:

If you keep clicking on links and replying to the posts, they will for sure change everything. Great plan.

Half their ideology is built around looking the same

“Some fucking master race you got there!”

Why do these guys look the same in every country? 

Thanks for this series, it’s been a great read!

Another excellent entry in this series, thank you. Very good stuff. 

Loving the learning here, keep it coming.

Why not look at the Kia Soul?

Yeah, I’d say that being a man who wants to have a say about what women can or can’t do with their bodies and the unrecognizable clump of cells inside them is pretty stupid.

As someone else said, people can have their viewpoints. We’re also still allowed to criticize them for it.

You know for once in these comment sections could we not have some white assholes talking over PoC when it comes to colorism among their community and shouting “Teh Left is Canibalizing Itself!!!!?!!!” when the topic of colorism is even brought up? It’s not a new discussion, it’s just a discussion that’s becoming more…

Shit, just run them on Meth and Indiana will be the wealthiest place on Earth.

what about this classic recurring bit: