The absolute enshittification of the entire internet hasn’t helped

I’ve come to the conclusion that, on balance, unrestricted use of the internet was a bad idea.

The cliché response when any small plane runs into mechanical trouble in the sky is to land on a public road

Saturn had a “no dicker sticker”. You paid the price on the car, end of story. No negotiation.

Brightline requires human flesh as it is our mechanical god in Florida. If the Brightline does not feed, our harvests will not be bountiful and the train will leave us forsaken.

In all seriousness, living in a state surrounded by idiots, I’m okay with Darwinism doing it’s thing. However, I think quite a few of the…

Honestly, most of the dumbest stuff I’ve ever heard about cars comes from enthusiasts and is best summed up as “there’s only one way to enjoy cars, and that’s my way.”

Im sure the officer’s report will say that the train was aggressively approaching and failed to obey commands

we investigated ourselves and found the train at fault

13 bystanders were taken to the hospital as a result of the mass shooting response team.

But the chutzpah is the officer will sue Amtrak for *his* PTSD and the union will push for him to get early retirement.

I get yelled at for proposing roughly this same theory all the time: You want better policing? Cut the police force in half, leave the payroll the same. See who shows up for the job. 

Police departments actually actively avoid people who are “too smart”. Many depts reject applicants with IQs deemed too high, believing they’ll become dissatisfied with the job and want to leave.

“It’s unclear why the officer parked on the tracks”

We need to be paying our police officers more, so that they can afford to hire people who aren’t this goddamn stupid.

Officers responded by emptying their clips into the back of the departing train. 

Cops still don’t know how to use radios and that radio travels as fast as the speed of light. Even faster than their Socialism provided cruisers! Police chases are unnecessary and dangerous.

Well, that’s because...you do things crooked.

I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

Oh you mean North Florida.

If anyone thinks they do not feel empowered now after the US election - have another drink. You do one thing to bullies - Beat the living funk out of them and you continue to the  next one. Zero mercy at all.