See my new prospectus: “Give me money and I promise I’ll spend it”

“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”

Never let reality get in the way of a joke!

“Seeing as no one can be normal about her”

Let’s not forget why he was forced to buy Twitter in the first place...

It just lets you know which movie he watched last week.

I am with ya man.  But then again I am an old and never really understood Twitch, though my buddie and I found some cool DJ stuff from time to time on there.

Might not have been the brightest move, but I mean, interviewing the guy who’s trying to pivot to original video content by giving you one of the platform’s first original shows is a pretty obvious ask. Plus it’s not like Jimmy Fallon interviewing the president of NBC, Elon is actually someone people know. Lemon was…

Looking forward to meeting my neighbors in one of these.

“Don ‘Veruca Salt’ [lemon emoji]”

A New York Post article claimed that it was because Lemon made too many demands, “including a free Tesla Cybertruck, a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary, an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company, and the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content.”

- “The A.V. Club”

There are so many stupid fucking Musk quotes to choose from, but one of the first is great: “I don’t have to answer questions from reporters. Don, the only reason I’m doing this interview is because you’re on the X platform and you asked for it. Otherwise, I would not do this interview.”

Musk: I support free speech

we get a recap of an interview between two people no one likes but can’t get recaps of shows popular with your primary readership.

“A New York Post article claimed that it was because Lemon made too many demands, “including a free Tesla Cybertruck, a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary, an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company, and the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content.””

My God. A slide show filled with video clips. Could you have possibly put any less effort into this?

Great now let’s ask mcdonald’s for their take on the whopper.  

Maybe - then again...