Not worth eating, even if free. 

“On this precipice of disaster, I ask the young men of this nation a question: Will you sit behind a screen while the storied tales of your forefathers become a myth? Or will you stand resolute against the dying light of America’s golden age? Will you reclaim your masculinity? Will you become a man to be feared,…

Because:

Stop trying to make ‘Mean Girls 2' happen. It’s not going to happen.

Hey, you know what? Lindsay Lohan doesn’t exist. Jamie Lee Curtis made the whole thing up but we don’t want to hurt her feelings because we really liked Halloween and True Lies.

“How dumb can a motherfucker be?”

Worker wouldn’t turn down work. Movie at 11.

I’m the person who just gives cash. And it’s 100% because I’m lazy.

The irony is that “for life” is likely to be significantly less time for the winner than for the losers.

First place gets two meals per week for 50 years.

I’ve never actually sat and watched Reno 911 but I admire its ability to come back so many times 

You sound like someone mistaking this site for the old AVClub where that information would’ve been highlighted in a box at the top of the article...

Shunning? So now the Pennsylvania Dutch are involved?

I’m always tempted to say “old person says old person thing”

Can any of these celebrities just listen to a trans person for a minute before spouting off nonsense?  We aren't from fucking Jupiter, gender might be a more complicated subject then they think but its not rocket science.  I will always be in awe that so many people think a rich billionaire needs defending.

About seven-eighths of his workforce is gone in a month, including people he definitely needs but didn’t ask why they were there.

The human rights team, for instance, were the specialists in handling the regular requests from governments to delete tweets, unmask accounts and so on. Without them, you can count on people…

Exactly what I came here to say. It’s annoying, but understandable, that a lot of people want to give Michael Jackson a pass, or at least not think about it. What on earth has Chris Brown contributed to music?  JAMES Brown I understand. Chris Brown...what?

Wow, you’re really invested in defending a violent serial abuser. How many women have you beat? 

Ironically, the American is a goddamn saint in this movie.

you are point blank wrong for the way you started this article!