Damn, man, thank you. That’s some straight up spilling the tea on sun tea.

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I really like Ms. Baker, But I NEED her to Understand WHEN you uSe a Capital LETTER. Her statements read like a ransom note.

“On it’” - The Gods

Proof they killed the wrong Kennedy.

Any chance we could get more stories about this movie? The 18 per week here simply is not enough.

It’s going to be very difficult to find a desperate, money hungry, attention whore who dates people as a way to get clicks in L.A, praying for her.

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I pay 6.99 a month for Prime Gallows Humor, and honestly, it’s worth it to have darkness delivered right to the door.

I would watch this show, provided it was about how the entire family was run over by buses.

In a perfect world, Tina is president and I’m reading about Ron’s death.

I so enjoy this new column, yet wish it wasn’t needed, or only 1/10th as long. Hoping everyone has a great weekend, and somehow MTG is set ablaze, has a safe fall on her head, or otherwise perishes.

Cocaine and sweaty need for parental approval are hell of a mixture of drugs.

“Dad! Daddy! I make a shiny book! Dad! Dad! Maybe now you love me?”

Age 18, I got a job with the local NBC affiliate. It required that I have a DL, which wasn’t a high priority for me, as I did not, and my family had not, ever owned a car. I rented a Pinto hatchback automatic from the sketchy “$10 a day” rental place, and literally taught myself to drive over the next two days and…

Is this true to the book? Because I need it to be true to the source material.

Try harder, paps.

Good luck finding another man willing to show his limp dick to teenagers, Lauren.

“I’ve spent the last 30-plus years building a recognized, respectable name.”

The licking is bad, but as that is considered foreplay, consider what touches the ice cream after that. Or, better still, do not.