Hmmmm. Has she tried smiling more?

TIL Nicaragua is a real place.

“I’m no psychologist, but...” Right, you aren’t, so maybe spare us.

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger....except, yeah, I am.

Thank you for removing me from the greys, and for a killer “Your Mom” joke.

Just replace “Red Robin” with “AV Club”.

Fellow Stumptown resident confirming this is true.

I fear anyone liking this couldn’t read, so....

That’s way too many requirements just to handle some nuts. Your Mom, for example, handles mine quite well without any of these.

Wait, are you claiming that a government agency is interfering with choices a woman is making about her own body? I find that highly unlikely.

It’s his career that died back in 2018.

I’m shocked that someplace with as much international flair as Burger King isn’t producing a truly Mexican dish. Shocked.

That’s great about margaritas at 7-11, so you can get drunk before being shot in their parking lot after.

I got a “Chet Hanks Is Worthless” notification for this?

I, for one, welcome our new disgusting cookie and milk shot serving robot overlords.

I knew a guy, and he didn’t buy a ticket to Avatar 2, and then he got hit by a bus, and died. Did it happen because he didn’t buy a ticket? I dunno, but I would not take the chance.

A number of people I know use both THC and CBD tinctures to craft mocktails during Dry January, with a majority of them reducing their alcohol consumption in the months that follow.

“New year, same frivolous, stupid celebrity non-story articles I somehow still keep clicking on.” -  The AV Club

I heard the same, and figured it was Donald’s. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

I like Megan Thee Stallion. I also would have liked to have seen a piece on Anita Pointer.