It sounds like this unwillingness to wash a bowl may be the work of a...cereal killer.

Is Cancer single? Because I’d love to see those two crazy kids hook up.

Sad Hopeless Hobo Summer Treats. Or Bob.

I keep thinking of that famous “Midvale School For The Gifted” Far Side cartoon.

She was referring to the popular meme, hence the multiple times she said nom. As in “Nom, Nom, Nom.”

“The Queen of all Media”? REALLY? GTFO...

Detaining a dog? Man, that’s ruff.

I’m not in favor of deportation, except in this case. By deportation, I mean launching her into the sun.

There are so many faster, cheaper ways to kill yourself that don’t look stupid.

Sure, but none of those things are going to result in a witch burning.

I’m good if the entire show is just text messages.

Lionel Hutz is the best!

that’s the ‘danger zone’ in the song. Because vaginas scare the fuck out of Tom.

But it’s free!

He was just trying to cheer up those poor put on attendees with a little dance.

“Look, the fire was hot. Our guys could have been burned, or worse, doing their job. Better that we wait till the super firemen show up. Shouldn’t be long.”

True that.

That’s nice. A donation to groups working to end this madness, maybe from their $100 Netflix deal, would carry more weight.

No sorry needed, your comment was spot on.

“...would drop or move a town meant to cover his groin...”