“Still better than 1936" was NBC’s discarded promotional tagline

This is nice for insomniacs, because that line up is boring as fuck. 

Who’s asking? Huh? No, I will not keep my voice down, you aren’t my inflight alcohol supervisor goddamnit!

“Fellas, if you ain’t sucking dick in the parking lot, put your cellphone lighter up. And if you are sucking dick, come find me after the show.” - then realizing he said the quiet part out loud too

Look, if we’ve learned anything, it’s that Wu Tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with. 

This bodes really poorly for the script I have in development at Disney “It’s A Small World After All”, which thanks to a triple rape/murder, takes a darker turn than people who enjoyed the song and ride might recall. 

Not surprisingly, I had a different image in my head for that name. 

“The Church of Glad Tidings in Yuba City, California, hosted Flynn on July 16, according to an event posting on Facebook by Dave Bryan, a pastor at the church,” NBC News reports.

Wait, when do I get my watch back? 

“I enjoy long walks on the beach, quiet nights with my special someone, and violently attacking our nation’s capital based on insane batshit crazy falsehoods. And metal whips.”

The whole show was just a dream, and now, it’s set in an alternate universe, with Dexter’s twin brother, see, and, well...yeah, fuck it. Hard pass.

“I don’t need to fancy non-racist names that I can’t say playfully when my red solo cup is empty...”

I think today as in literally TODAY.

So your friend is paying his employees a true living wage, and yet is still clearing six figures himself?

I hope when he opens his new restaurant that people don’t take to Yelp and Google and leave reviews reminding patrons of his actions. Wow, I would really hate to see that. So here’s hoping that doesn’t happen. Thoughts and prayers. 

It’s all in my e-book “How To Make Money With Stupid Shit”, now just $19.99 with free shipping!

Thank you, I only have so wide a bandwidth about things for which to feel bad about, and there are simply so many from which to choose as of late. 

I know it’s cliche, and probably what most people will submit as answer, but gonna go with “still beating heart of my enemy.”

Thank you, your insight and take is far more important to me than Halsey’s. Your final line is what I walked away with on all of this, but I wasn’t sure that as a cis straight male I wasn’t truly understanding the hassle she had. She/they seems like...alot...to deal with. Congrats on the baby, maybe that should be of…

Exactly. I don’t claim to know exactly what women want, but “not being shot to death” is probably on the list.