Like the back of a Volkswagen?

"Cool band name!"

CinemaSin: Does not contain a Racoon lap dance.

"We've made a huge mistake"

Well that is a relief. Imagine if it did get you high; next step is back to McDs to take care of the munchies - then high/more munchies. You could spend a weekend just circling their parking lot drive through.

what's the threshold for gay into super gay? like if your farts are rainbows?

I feel obligated to do a little investigating myself. Where exactly is this McDonald's? I'm asking for science and the greater good obviously....

well this pretty much guarantees my watching at least half of it just to see what makes it so awful.

I have lost a lot of interest in reading movie reviews since his passing. Now I just check out the little blurbs on Rotten Tomatoes.

God bless reviewers that hate things. It's like they save up their most awesome vocab for the especially shitty stuff. I have no intention of seeing the movie but I will now go read every scathing review I can find! Blessed be.

Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly sounds oddly like Naomi Watts's Princess Diana.

The best review was the short review the BBC posted.

I think that every time I read movie reviews. His general warmth and generosity made his 'o-snap' lines that much more ice cold.

In addition, producer Harvey Weinstein did not attend, but issued a statement:

Bonus +1 for Moriarty.

Solange and Thanks For All the Fish

Being dead inside is what makes marrying a Chad Kroeger possible, no?

You would be too if you were married to Chad Kroger.

Somebody gave this shirt to my boyfriend (who's so spoilerphobic that he won't even watch movie trailers) as a joke, because they thought he'd seen every movie on it already. Um...nope. He thought it was funny, though.