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Also, the quote implies that Kelly believes that if Zendaya hadn't been on the program previously, the comment would be kosher. Based on her past behavior, I think that's true. It's the whole point of the show to be rude and snark about people's appearance. Not until she is gone do we realize how deftly Joan walked

still, I'd rather he died without his "America's Dad" persona intact.

Dear Jennifer Lee...........

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

That guy is Charlea Napier, and he was my Dad. I always loved watching this role on VHS and he would like to play thia song in his study that we built onto the side of our house. We lived way up in the mountains and I was always interested in NASA and Star Trek because we could see the entire milky way with no light

God damn space hippies.

"the girl believed she was in communication with a number of other mythical creatures" — so, she was praying?

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

If you are sober enough to deal with the crowds and the shopping, you are not celebrating thanksgiving correctly anyway.

I've been trying to figure out why no one is harping on that? I mean, the rest of the damn year, family values bullshit down our throat. The one day where EVERYONE should be eating with their family or friends or even just sitting alone in front of the TV watching sports or whatever, nothing. Crickets chirping.

that's dirty commie atheist talk

I moved to the South a few years ago. It has its charms. And its protofascist legislature. Oh,but Duke's mayo..... make it all worth it, and the heat, and the bugs, and the sweet tea, etc.

I switched brands — from Hellmann's (reduced fat variety) to Anything Besides Hellmann's, because fuck these scumbag corporate bullies and their bullshit disingenuous nuisance lawsuit right it their collective ass.

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful!

Hey Evelyn:

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

Truthfully, I know that if I died no one would notice until they wanted me for something. So it could be days or it could be months.

It must be a real bummer for you that your nightly reading expectations were undermined by this woman's attack. That must be hard for you.

The gif doesn't capture the full magic of this moment: "Hey, Kiefer, you're a pirate, man." "That would explain everything." *tackles Christmas tree, as pirates do, apparently.*

It just happened! FPJ said Kiefer was unprofessional and that working with him was a terrible experience, and then short-shamed him. It's not really a feud, though, because Kiefer's response was basically, "LOL, I thought everything was fine. Peace out, man."