So...she looks dead inside.

Art in the truest form.

I see your Kimye, and I raise you one Sethco.

NO! IT MUST BE REAL! I NEED THIS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN NON-PAPARAZZI FILLED LIFE! *sarcasm abounds*

What? Kim and Kanye doing something in "secret"?
*Yawn* Next.

BAM. Let's just see how many people this pisses off.

Very wow. Much hip. So scare.

"Bought her a new puppy"? What? Could not adopt an older dog from a shelter? *SMH*

Ah! So that's where my case of whooping cough came from!

Welcome to life all alone. Cheers, fucker.
That being said, I will bow out with the mighty words of Stella Gibson:

Whatever. Any cred Anna Wintour had went out the bloody window.

RUN!!!! IT'S AN ALIEN!

Yeahhhhh...I think I am done with the internet. "Fit Mom" can just go away. I am done with her, "Hey, I am going to shock/offend people to get into the spotlight, then deny being important in the media." Ugggghhhh...cliche...modern false modesty. (#sorrynotsorry if this sounds like sour grapes...I don't like her, and…

I am SO done with people like this. I loathe the slut-shaming, skinny-shaming, fat-shaming, blah, blah. I get what this woman is doing, and I still think she is a bitch. I know that it is "supposed" to motivate people out of anger or what not, but sometimes, people cannot look like that, no matter how hard they…

Awwww...You are too cute there with your accusations. There is nothing racist about stating foods that one believes to be disgusting. Yes, this is 2014, and no, that does not bloody mean that everyone has to love every damn food out there. *SMFH*

This would pretty much sum up my response to just about anything that came out of Juan Pablo's mouth:

I know right? I have tried this with friends, and we all end up looking like escapees from Bedlam Asylum.