Glad to see the New York Islanders are not the only ones paying Mike Comrie to do nothing.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

Haha, thanks. Fascist scum!

It’s worse than you thought. She gave him shoes and Nunn Bush.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

“I’m glad this didn’t blow up in his face.” — JPP

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

I, for one, welcome Real Salt Lake’s John Terry.

Endangered species in the ocean and the NBA are a dangerous mix.

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

Doubtful. We learned as far back as the 80's that Iran’s so far away.

players with questionable pedigrees for a Champions League club.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Most surprising part of the headline.

I remember the first time I used a tee to hit a baseball too

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Calm down there, Satan.