More true than you could possibly imagine.

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

What are you, some kind of rube?

Yeah, but he seems pretty intelligent for a huge Cards fan.

I have heard lots of reasons why people dislike ESPN, but cancelling Stump the Schwab a decade ago is definitely a new one.

Annnd now I’m looking on Craigslist for Subaru Brats again.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

Meh in 4-5 years most Seattle fans will be back to being Packers or Steelers fans.

Man. When you see this stuff in person, it’s easy to divert your attention to the cheerleaders. But now that it’s on the internet? What are my (non-existent) kids supposed to do? Start Googling cheerleaders? Hot, young cheerleaders...

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I imagine how lonely you must be.

If we’ve learned anything from this whole fiasco it’s that the NHL doesn’t know what the people want.

Feast Mode.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

I thought things like this weren’t supposed to happen anymore, now that there’s automatic icing?

The Florida Everblades, eh? Sounds like the Charlestown Chiefs relocated to sunny Florida after all.

Yeah, but he doesn’t have a problem getting paid to win though, does he. What a hypocrite.