Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Aaron Hernandez’s sentence ends... oh wait, nevermind.

Better idea:

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

White people in America generally do the right thing (eventually, if no other options are present).

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

Full head of hair guys that shave it off should pay a tax to us balding types.

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There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

How did this comment from 2005 get here?

Endowments come in all shapes and sizes. Frequently, those funds are earmarked by donors for specific purposes e.g. to provide a scholarship for left-handed red-heads who live within walking distance of a 7-11 or to pay the salary of a particular department chair. There are some donations that are just randomly to the…

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Probably the fact that the ball wouldn’t have been caught without a throw to exactly that spot coupled with a catch that you acknowledged was outstanding.

His body language takes the “pocket quarterback” thing to the next level.

Cutler hasn’t cared about football in years and was a vocal supporter of a misogynistic, racist, abrasive Presidential campaign yet there was not outcry against signing him. Kap kneeled during the national anthem to protest videos of people actually being killed by police.

Fair enough, and I usually just joke around on here, but I’m interested to see if a “fuck it whatever” season is the best season this “fuck it whatever” QB has ever had. There’s potential there.

I loved the smile on his face as he rounded the bases.

I can’t imagine being that young, and that GD good at something.

This is the dumbest hill to die on here