Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

Are they sure a soccer-specific stadium would fly in Kentucky? That’s practically three steps away from Sharia Law...

*makes fart noise nonstop for minutes until everyone gets annoyed and leaves the room*

Where’s he gonna go, Imaginary Madrid

Next year’s match between the Miami Zlatans and Ronaldo Salt Lake will be epic!

Man, his mug shot is worse than Tiger’s.

I won’t begrudge your aversion to PK, but to lump him in with Cooke (who ended, what, two careers?) and Scott, who is a knuckle dragging goon, seems flat out wrong.

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

When a Scott does something really, really, REALLY stupid, the press represents him as a Walker.

Who is Scott?

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

The reason they want 2024, not 2028: Californoa voters and the state’s constitution.

Next thing you’re going to say is that it’s a bad idea to spend billions of public dollars for Las Vegas to host 8 Raiders games per year

To quote a UNC Writing Center tutor, “Dog is improtant in North Carolina.”

This makes the most logical sense. Don’t protect him. He has a no trade clause but not a no movement clause. That opens up resigning everyone else that needs to be resigned. Vegas could never pass him by. He’s an immediate ticket seller for their franchise and makes them a decent team from the jump. Win-win. Ovie…

“How dare they send MY TAX MONEY to support destitute people! It should be going to pay for yachts and trust funds in the name of people who wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire!”

A guy I went to college with faked his whole degree with his parents. We went to a big state school that offers several graduation ceremonies. He invited his parents out for the massive just stand up when your college is named and sit back down. He forged the degree.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.