That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The State of California has one of the largest economies in the world for a reason.

I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”

Windows 7 called. . .

D.B. Pooper

Am I missing something here? The guy set the autopilot and bailed / jumped / fell out. Plane ran out of gas. Everything seems explained on how the plane ended up in the snow.

Parachute, poorly faked death.

Kristin,

and an officer? which strikes me as odd considering how we worship the cops.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Poo like samurai

Dear Millennials,

This is what happens when a country has zero financial education in schools.

Just when the world looks its darkest, I can at least smile knowing that every day I will learn of a new derogatory euphemism for Darth Cheeto.

And today, that euphemism is Dolt 45.

My favorite retail anecdote is the white woman who asked for another employee “who can swim” because she came in asking for a drysuit when she clearly wanted a wetsuit and I had the audacity to explain the difference to her.

So basically... if a woman wants an abortion it’s completely unacceptable.

Yeah, a “100% pro-life voting record” doesn’t mean shit when you don’t uphold the same standards you force others to. Fuck off, you Dollar General version of Mr. Clean.

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

Put your right ankle in and put your right ankle out,