You need a subcategory for “number of Scientologists in primary cast.”

Hell yeah I’m surprised. Where were the guns?

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

What is a bat weight if not just a pipe over a bat?

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

As far as we know, the 1976 victim was one of those compensated as a result of the settlements that started in 2012. Or, at least, Penn State is not denying that the 1976 victim is amongst those.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

Yup! Not a single glorious fuck was given by Larry. And the best part was that Obama seemed to really enjoy it. Maybe minus the drone bit - but alas, that was fully deserved.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

Blech. Sarandon. Rich, white woman wanting revolution that she can watch from another country while she sips on her martini.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

“Now things have gotten worse”

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

And, bingo. All aboard the nope train.

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

All choices have consequences.