It’s still targeting and head-to-head contact.

Except they don’t support government enforcement of those planks. Hell, the civil rights act and drivers licenses were booed at their convention. A Libertarian is basically an anarchist that wants just enough law and order to protect their property.

Iwas going to say incest is generally more frowned on than old fashioned misogyny.

I was going to say SafeTrak is fucking my life up royally right now. That’s what you get when you get three state governemnts and the feds to fucking try and collaborate on something...

“pesky protruding post powerfully punishes pro’s pecker and perineum”?

+1 mad Microsoft paint skills

I wonder if Joe Pa ever allowed Jay near the showers at PSU when Sandusky was around?

Who would you hate to be more right now, PSU’s PR department or legal counsel? I’m not sure if I would want to be the one cleaning up the shitstorm or having to explain how these expensive settlements to bury this stuff suddenly got uncovered again?

Do like a volleyball-esque rotation through the different positions? 9 innings, 9 spots on the field...

I love that there is just four steps in this thread between calling out online bigotry to reviews of kitchen cutlery.

Do we really want to attract bears to the white house? Hasn’t the secret service suffered enough???

I found their conductor:

Well, if he aims for the head, it might actually get in the strike zone.

11. Being hit by car.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen product placement in a prayer...

True.

Not sure he’s getting his money’s worth there...

I know, he also pays garbage wages too! When Cruz is averaging over $20,000 than you, you know you have an issue...

The bad news is the average bible thumping conservative woman is more than likely to end up with a man that speaks like Ford, dresses like Reagan, and thinks like W.

Would have accepted “richest sorority on campus” as a stand-in for “puppy mill”. But well done, sir.