There is no goddamn way they can handle a bear invasion. Why didn’t we think of the dangers before?!

Did you actually think you had come up with some kind of great witty comment or insight here? Is there any single moment of our days where people aren’t expected to follow some standard of behavior, and face consequences for not adhering to that standard? The answer is ‘no’ if you haven’t figured that out yet.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

But they pressed on! Because how humiliating would it be if they gave up in front of the French?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I agree. His bounty thing makes me think this reaction to a co-worker being murdered is soooooo disingenuous.

At least this is the actual reason the founders put in the second amendment.

Some people in the greys are boring liberal scolds like myself, who enjoy Old World wine, Multicultural Cuisine, Australian-style Gun Control, and being completely ignored in the Deadspin comment section.

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This implies a world where Brits would want the current America.

Hey now, British troops could fill our streets any time now with muskets drawn and when that happens, how could we possibly defend ourselves?

Just gonna head on over to the grays. This should be some goooood Kinja.

What an irrelevant “point" to make.

Really? I thought this was Bernie Sanders car:

Wait...the gardener is named Mr. Lawn?!

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

No, intent matters. And you know that.

When you’re having sex out in the woods, you know that someone could see you. When you have sex in a hotel room, you’ve got some reasonable expectation of privacy. Not that the couple in the woods would be necessarily thrilled to know someone’s watching (maybe they would?) but if you’re going to do something in a…

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.