You eat cheesecake for dinner.

Higher alcohol content, too.

Considering its probably $12 for a bottle of water at Met Life, my guess its water from a drinking fountain. New Jersey stadium tap water, for the record, is way better than Bud Light any day.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

Yeah, much better that a team maybe lose on a blown call than everyone chill for a few minutes before losing their shit.

Nobody follows Pepsi. It’s a tweet they promoted into my timeline just as the pivotal fumble happened.

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuuuuukkk!!!

This wasn’t the first time...

So, that picture is literally Teddy Bridgewater blowing.

Drew probably smashed every thing in the Beltway right? Jesus

How many other people read “coldclocking” as “cuckolding”?

Originally read it as “cuckolding a Syrian refugee”, which is also something I’m sure JJW would be into

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

For anyone curious, here’s a list of them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_M…

*whom

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

Muhammad Ali, the greatest Jewish boxer of all time.

I am

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.