You’re going to have to wait a minute for replies, Tim. Everyone’s busy Googling Lola Lily.

Also: Bear Finally Admits to Shitting in Woods.

Winston’s attorineys,

This must be a tough spot for you: Winston is black, so in your mind he must be a beneficiary of affirmative action and a natural thug. But he’s also been accused of sexual assault, so he must also be the victim of mean, nasty feminists. Who do you shed your white male tears for?

Meh, every good boy does fine eventually.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

I guess at 73 you cease having fucks to give about that sort of thing.

As opposed to the Lions defense, who went to sleep early....

Lacy was willing to eat the punishment, as long as it was cheesy.

It’s not his fault the strip club had a buffet.

Sources: Lacy’s limited role tied to missed curfew, being terrible

But once again a woman is having to answer for the actions of a man.

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

That being said though (Thanks Jon!), replying with “they deserve to be believed at first until they’re disbelieved based on evidence” is a pretty good spur of the moment reply. She could have refused to answer or said something stupid about it not being relevant or something.

Hi there — there were some typos, and I’ve fixed them. And I always appreciate being told where they are if I’ve goofed. So please just let me know if you see a problem and where that problem is (my email is always at the bottom of my posts), and I’ll take care of it.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Well, as Arthur C. Clarke once said, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” And the Institute has some pretty bomb technology, so!