Doesn’t matter 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

joe west, who’s name doesn’t warrant capitalization, sucks forever ass.

“I was told that was what Joe West wanted...”

Jesus, I've never needed a whiskey at 6:30 am until now.

That play is actually the perfect example of why this rule exists - it took him forever to get out of the stands. If that was the first or second out of the inning and there were guys on, they would have circled the bases easily. As noted above, the rule is actually in place to protect the defense, not penalize them.

Yes, stupid baby. 

I went to Tushy.com to get more information. Those are some weird ads. There isn’t a bidet in any of them!

That’s not the fuel door. That’s the leech hatch.

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.